H1N1

Months ago, I mocked the hysteria surrounding the swine flu.

I still mock it.

But now, the virus has traveled from afar and made its way into my world. First, there were cases at work (though thankfully, no one in my department has fallen victim... yet). Then, my aerobics classes were cancelled for an entire week, and upon return, my instructor told us she had been taken down by the swine. Last week, we were told that our 2-year-old nephew possibly had it (it turned out that he didn't). This morning, we learned that a friend of ours is down for the count.

So, even though I don't understand the oh-my-god-we're-all-gonna-die mentality that some people are choosing to adopt, I have to admit that even I, a non-germaphobe, have started to take more precautions than usual.

It's not that I'm usually a dirty person, but I'm not one to carry hand sanitizer, or think twice about partnering up with a stranger in aerobics class, or avoid touching public door handles and knobs. But now? Now I am one of those people.

It's not that I'm afraid of something serious happening. I just don't want to be sick. It doesn't sound fun. Not at all.

My aerobics instructor said H1N1 made her the sickest she's ever been. She was laid up in bed for an entire week, and said she could do nothing but sleep and watch TV. She said, "I should have bed sores!"

So um, no thanks.

Our friend, Mike, says the way he feels now is the worst he has ever felt. EVER. Mike's situation is exceptionally crappy because his wife is due to give birth in less than a week. He has essentially been confined to his basement (thankfully it is a "man room" so it's not all that bad) so that he lowers the risk of infecting his very pregnant wife, which would be decidedly dangerous. What's worse is that if she were to go into labor in the next couple of days, it's very likely they won't allow him into the hospital to watch his baby be born. This blows my mind. Needless to say, we are praying for the late arrival of their baby girl.

Again, I say... no thanks.

The media continues to make a huge deal about all of this, which is extremely irritating to me. Every day, the local news talks about swine flu, swine flu vaccine, swine flu deaths, swine flu statistics. Who's high risk, who's low risk, who should go so far to hijack an ambulance to get a vaccine, and who shouldn't even bother fighting the mob. (OK, so I exaggerate. But still.)

As for me, I'll stick to my hand washing. My hand sanitizing. My extra Vitamin C.

I see you, Swine. You don't want to mess with me.